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Drunk Off The
Power Of Responsibility
My first experience
with short term car insurance (you can buy it here in the
UK) was
also my last. It had nothing to do with the quality service
I received from my short term insurance company, but the
situation in which I was forced to use it. I am not
typically an angry driver, but nor do I typically encounter
such grotesque misuse of an automobile. This gentlemen in
front me could be seen taking swigs from whiskey bottle. I
assumed it was whiskey because of the odd block shape of the
bottle. Now this man was driving, drinking, and swerving in
and out of on coming traffic. Don't get me wrong, I am not
opposed to having a good time and I do believe an individual
should be allowed to put themselves in harms way. What I
disagree with are laws that protect me from my own
stupidity. However, that does not mean you should be able to
recklessly endanger the lives of others. There were families
traveling on vacation in minivans, teenage hooligans on
their way to the mall, and elderly folk just wasting time.
These people should not be subjected to the drunken
maneuvers of what I assume was a hopeless romantic. He could
have been drunk for any number of reason, but, through my
own personal experience, I believed he was doing the dance
of a lovelorn idiot.
I phoned the police as I stayed a healthy distance behind
this man, gave them the license plate number, and acted as
his a horn in an effort to alert would be participates in an
accident. I continued to follow as he continued to drink. I
slowly edged my way closer to him to see I could possible
nudge him off the road thus preventing an accident. I was
directly behind him when he decided to slam on his breaks,
which resulted in me slamming into the back of his car at
about 70 miles an hour.
The police eventually arrived with tow tucks and an
ambulance. No one was hurt, but both of our cars were
wrecked. When the police searched the man's car they found
the block shaped bottled of some Fuji water. Turns out the
man wasn't drunk, only extremely happy about a new promotion
he had just received and was simply doing a happy car dance
to some Euro techno trash song on his stereo. Unfortunately
when the police searched my car they found a half drunken
beer bottle unknowingly left by one of my idiot friends. I
ended up having my license revoked and have had to resort to
using a bicycle as a means of transportation. Luckily, I
happen to have just purchased some short term car insurance
the week before. Did I mention this was a brand new car and
had less than a hundred miles on it before being completely
destroyed. So although you should never avoid being a hero,
it is probably best not to go out of your way to be one.
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